How much would this help in life? 
Just look for the stamp to know something's good.

Jan Baum knows the last digit of pi.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jan Baum.

Jan Baum can taste lies.

It takes Jan Baum 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Jan Baum doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.

Tough men eat nails for breakfast. Jan Baum does all her grocery shopping at Home Depot.

There's two types of people in the world... people that suck and Jan Baum.

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Postcard idea:
very rough ideas for names and card layouts! please make suggestions on google doc.